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Good morning. My toaster just asked if it was “GPU compatible,” so yeah, we’re a little too deep into the AI timeline.

Let’s dig in. 👇

🍭 What’s Cookin’:

• Anthropic drops the strongest coding model on earth

• Trump signs an AI moonshot without the instructions

• 5 tools to roast your startup, build apps, and automate your voice agent

_ToolBox™
🧰 5 BRAND NEW AI LAUNCHES

🧠 Claude Opus 4.5
Anthropic’s new flagship — the coding model your senior engineer warned you about because it ships faster than he does.

🔥 Hatable
Drop your URL and get roasted so brutally your landing page files for emotional damages. The AI friend who tells you your copy sucks — lovingly.

📊 nao
An AI data IDE that writes SQL/Python/dbt like a caffeinated analyst and catches issues before your boss does.

📞 Klariqo AI Voice Assistants
Spin up a 24/7 voice agent in three minutes — no devs, no APIs, no excuses. Books calls while you sleep.

🐱 CatDoes v3
A squad of AI agents that build your mobile app, ship it, sync it to GitHub, and now even deploy it to the web. You just pick the colors.

Anthropic
🤯 Claude Opus 4.5 — And Yeah, It Really Is That Good

The Bite: Anthropic just launched Claude Opus 4.5, a major upgrade aimed at coding, agents, and long-haul reasoning.

And this time the marketing actually lines up with reality. 

The model handles multi-step tasks better, keeps context straight across massive workflows, and ships cleaner code with less waste.

The furthest thing from hype.
The closest thing to “AI as employee #0” we’ve tested so far.

Snacks:

• Stronger reasoning + bigger context, stays coherent across long tasks

• Cleaner code, better coverage, fewer bloated tokens

• One-third the cost of older Opus models

• Handles spreadsheets, decks, multi-file workflows without melting

• Safer outputs + smarter tool loading = fewer production headaches

Why it Bites: Anthropic keeps dropping the “best coding model in the world” line like it’s a running joke.

Well it kinda is…

But they walk the walk, so they get the pass to talk the talk.

While everyone else is still fixing their agents’ existential crises, Anthropic is quietly building the lab that eats your backlog and keeps junior devs paid.

If “AI as your cofounder” is the next decade, Opus 4.5 is one of the few models that actually feels like it’s ready for day one.

LocalAI
🚀 Thinkpilot

A local-first AI tool that turns convos from Intercom, tickets, and reviews into product insights—without sending your data to the cloud.

Plug in your own AI API key
Keep it private
And move fast.

Steal This Prompt
🌀 Surreal Product Ad in Studio Style

This prompt turns any boring product shot into a dreamy, cinematic studio ad with rich textures, clean lighting, and something impossibly surreal happening inside the packaging.

Perfect for snack brands, beauty drops, DTC experiments, or founders who want their $29 widget to look like it’s guarding a portal to another dimension.

1. Click this link (the prompt lives right here)

2. Paste it into your favorite image model

3. Swap in your product, packaging details, and surreal twist

4. Watch it spit out campaign-ready visuals that look like an A24 commercial for a grocery aisle

   
   🍭 Try the prompt on Snack Prompt 🍭

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🧠 You Need to Know

🗣️ Speechify adds voice typing + assistant
→ The Chrome extension now lets you dictate, ask questions, and get answers directly inside any tab.

🎙️ ChatGPT merges voice into the main interface
→ Voice, text, and image interactions now live in one unified chat window instead of a separate mode.

📱 Microsoft Copilot leaving WhatsApp on Jan 15
→ Users will have to switch to Microsoft’s app or web version as WhatsApp support officially ends.

🎵 Warner Music signs deal with Suno, settles dispute
→ After months of copyright tension, the two companies will collaborate on licensed AI-generated music.

📚 Character.AI shifts kids to “Stories” mode
→ Under-18 users will no longer get open-ended chat and will instead use structured interactive narratives.

_TrumpGPT
✒️ Trump’s ‘Genesis’ AI Mission — But Uh, What Exactly Is It?

The Bite: Trump just signed the “Genesis” mission order, a sweeping plan to make the U.S. the global AI superpower.

The announcement had Cold War energy, moonshot branding, and bold claims about America “leading forever”… but very few specifics about what success even looks like.

It’s an AI space race kickoff wrapped in a campaign-style victory lap.

Snacks:

• Order aims to “unlock the next era” of U.S. AI leadership

• Heavy emphasis on competing with China

• Includes new AI R&D funding and federal adoption plans

• No clear budget, deadlines, or measurable goals

• Messaging mirrors past Trump “historic, biggest ever” declarations

Why it bites: AI isn’t a gadget anymore. It’s getting the NASA treatment.

And while Genesis sounds like the opening shot of America’s next big tech Hollywood movie, the details are foggier than a Truth Social press release.

If this really is the new AI space race, we need less “they’re telling me these are the biggest numbers” energy and more actual engineering.